As a society Pakistan is facing a chooran epidemic. In this series of articles I will try to write down some of the symptoms and signs of a person suffering from this state. Chooranpana is an emergent phenomena in our local societies and the best/worst part is that you will find people just as annoying among every demographic. This shows that this epidemic has a dream, and that dream is to spread without worrying about race, language, religion, nationality, gender, sexuality or age. Here are 5 types of behavior:
The Guy Who Wears a Backpack While Standing in a Bus
This is the guy who wears a backpack while standing in a full bus. He realizes that he is either (a) pushing someone behind him or (b) preventing people to come behind them and still thinks this is a good idea.
The Guy Who Stands at the Door of the Bus
This is the guy who is standing there and he doesn't even have to get off. There's only one exit man, let me leave through it.
The Guy/Girl Who Updates "Had a great time with (taggedperson1) (taggedperson2) at (newfoodplace)" on Facebook every time he/she goes out to eat
Oh wow, a status update on a social network about the people you happened to be with a few hours ago!
The Guy/Girl Who Comments on Above Status Update and is Tagged in the Status Too
"Buhat mazzzaa aya yaaar"
"Hhehehe"
"chichora comment"
I hate you all
The Guy Who Posts His Own Pictures on Facebook and Tags All His Friends
Wtf man?
What is your game plan?
What is the end game?
This is also always a guy because girls don't need to do this shit for comments.
Till next time, when I'll be back with more people I hate
Ghauri Missile Out
PS Here's a song for you
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